Two traveler jokes

I don't know whether jokes are owned by anyone.
I don't know where people get jokes, but I enjoy
most jokes that I get, if they've been
through the local laundromat.Mahlon liked jokes, too
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JOKE 1
At a fork in the road,
a traveler became confused.
He asked himself,
"Which way should I go?"
Two signs pointed to the same destination.
Both signs carried the same distance.
The walker was confused.
Then he saw a man on a nearby porch.
He said to the man,
"Does it make any difference which road I take?
The man continued his rocking, but answered.
He said "Not to me."

Joke 2
A man was driving on an unfamiliar road.
He came to a crossroad, Ahead were two roads.
He was puzzled, but then his face brightened.
Nearby, a man sat on a porch.
The traveler said, "Could you tell me which road would be
the fastest way to get to the next town?
The man on the porch said,
"Are you walking or driving? "
The traveler said "Driving."
The man on the porch said,
"That's the fastest way!"