An infatuated young man was sending his girl friend a cable which read,
"Ooozy loves his Woozy, Woozy, Woozy."
The desk clerk said, "You can have another "Woozy" without it costing any more.
The young man said, "No, thanks. I think that would sound rather silly!"
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After an absence of ten years from Britain, a Hollywood film star returned to make a movie. She particularly asked to be photographed by the same cameraman as before.
However when she saw the pictures she was disappointed and said to the cameraman, "These are not nearly as good as the ones you last took of me."
"I know my dear" replied the cameraman, "but you must remember that I am ten years older."
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"I buried my husband three months ago."
"Oh, I'm sorry. What was the matter with him?"
"He was dead."
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Collected back in time by
marylee manson armour
Blogged January 4, 2008
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