This and That

Large Snow flakes:

Every day, wise sayings that I received from my late husband, come to mind. A few days ago, snow arrived in our town. As I watched the snow flakes flutter down. I said to myself, "Aha! Large flakes: the falling snow will last only for a short time." That weather wisdom proved true once again. Also, the small amount of snow that did fall, melted quickly.
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Wind before rain, not much rain.
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Have to sneeze?
My late husband, again, gave me a hint. He said, "If you feel as if you are going to sneeze, look up at a light that is turned on. The sneeze will come promptly.
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"Surely shrimp swim."
No doubt, but
can you say that phrase quickly three times,
and get it right?
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Treat shoes nicely
they, too, have soles.

That little "ha ha" just suggested itself.
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We hear
"Make haste while the sun shines."
but then we hear
"Haste makes waste."
so which course should we follow?
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Will The Account Below Surprise You?

Please know that on March 17, 1993, technicians at
St. Jerome's Hospital in Batavia, NY
tested a bowl of Jell-O with an EEG machine and confirmed
the earlier testing of Dr. Adrian Upton:
"A bowl of wiggly Jell-O has brain waves identical
to those of adult men and women." Ha!
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Collected by
Marylee Manson Armour
Posted: Friday, November 24, 2006